What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?