What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?