Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?