What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are cars magic?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?