What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are winter days great?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?