How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why is summer always sad?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the student always get straight A's?