Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you make a bandstand?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What table can you never sit at?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?