What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the musician arrested?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?