Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?