Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?