What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do you get straight A's?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?