Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are skeletons so calm?