Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do fairies always drink?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?