What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What game does chlorine never lose?