What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?