What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?