Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?