A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?