What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you organize a space party?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do stars go to college?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?