Why are skunks always so depressed?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
When should you start writing a book?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?