Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the stair machines call each other?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What sports are both plant-based?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?