What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Scare Canada!
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do Scottish toads play?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?