Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What makes music in your hair?
How long will dinner be?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?