Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?