Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a henway?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the bicycle call its dad?