Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How did the vampire start his letter?