Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
When should you start writing a book?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do mice do when they're at home?