What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where does laundry go to college?