My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What do mice do when they're at home?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a decade's favorite sport?