What did one plate say to the other?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you give a sick pig?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?