How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do cats wear to work?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why is summer always sad?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?