What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?