What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How does a cow do math?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do automobiles fly?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What does an evil hen lay?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?