Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?