What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?