What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How did the coach get his quarterback?