Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the snake name his daughter?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
If you need help building an ark...
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do birds serve on Halloween?