What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?