Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call octopus twins?