What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
We had a discussion about roses.