What do math teachers eat?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did March say to the madness?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?