Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do cows go for lunch?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who are Frosty's parents?