Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?