What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is the strongest animal?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did summer say to spring?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do tough ducks come from?