Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What birds make average students?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?