Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are baseball games at night?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do moms make good vintners?