Why was the mime upset?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?