What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?