Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
If you need help building an ark...
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?