What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?