What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did summer say to spring?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.