Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do bees chew?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of ant is good at math?