Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do insects learn at school?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do fleas travel?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?