Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do frogs drink in the winter?