Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?