What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?