What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Why do cats love to work?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?