Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why should you not pamper a cow?