Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?