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What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
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Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
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What does winter fat turn into?
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Why was the math book sad in winter?