Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
A book just fell on my head.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?