Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?