What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?