Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?