Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?