Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
When do astronauts eat?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?