Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?