Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Can February March?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is another name for a cow?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What fish only swims at night?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?