Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do dogs run in circles?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are books always so angry?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What does a dog say before eating?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?