Why do all the planets get along?
Why are ghosts always single?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.