Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?