Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
When should you stop for a glow worm?