Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.