Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?