What season begins with a thud?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What bird is losing its hair?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the rug say to the floor?