What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
When do astronauts eat?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?