What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?